The Scruffley Wuffler!

Scruffley Wuffler lives in a house

With a Witch and a Squirrel, a Boy and a mouse.

There’s 2 cats and a bat, and a monkey too.

Would you like to live in a place like a zoo?

Scruffley Wuffler eats like a bear.

He eats Rustlers and chocolates, all without care.

I once saw him eat a whole gateau in one

But he still only weighs a small part of a tonne.

Scruffley Wuffler has hair on his chest,

It quite often pokes out the top of his vest.

He has hair on his belly and hair on his chin

But the hair on his head is getting quite thin.

Scruffley Wuffler has great big brown eyes,

They’re open and honest, they tells me no lies.

His heart is colossal, he’s kind and he’s caring

But don’t ask for chocolate, he’s no good at sharing!

Scruffley Wuffler likes to drive fast,

You’ll barely see him as he whizzes past.

He’s a little bit naughty but nice all the same,

Life for him now is a bit of a game.

Scruffley Wuffler is an awesome beast,

He always says “scuse me” at the very least

When he lets out a roar from the pit of his belly,

Scruffley Wuffler can be quite smelly!

Scruffley Wuffler’s a handsome old bean,

He’s tall and he’s strong and he’s very lean.

He’s dashing and daring and raring to go,

When Scruffley wants something there’s no telling him no.

Scruffley Wuffler is the best of the best.

When it comes to cuddles, he knocks spots off the rest.

He understands me like no-one else can

And that’s why I love him, my Scruffley man

xxxxx